Hello Jadies and Lentelmen
I can barely believe it 40 long years of Sesame Street. I, like a few of my friends, am a die hard Jim Henson fan so knowing this you probably know what this is going to be about... yes my friends today I will be talking about it's decent into political correctness.

It is not that I have always hated the show, I wouldn't dare say that, but lately due to angry, religious, politically correct, mothers (the kind that get books banned from schools because they are "real downers" ultimately making me want to 'really drown them') some of our favorite charaters have been changed and no child will ever be able to see them again like Cookie Monster now he's Veggie Monster and I think he's a different color now, the point is those halfwits that wrote letters in to get Cookie Monster to 'clean up his act' should be taught the folly of their ways but sadly they will get away with it all.

And what about the little red bastard, the one who I hate with every fiber of by being that I is not currently devoted to love my lady, the one who has single-handedly taken over Sesame Street? The one who goes by the name Elmo? He is the embodiment bad grammar with his third-person foux cuteness. He is one of the main reasons the show has been going down hill, he is the Hitler of Sesame Street. By all means he should be the one parents should be going after, he has worse grammar than Cookie Monster ha-... had. He is an egotistical, megalomaniac who just can't shut the f*ck up. He is a monster who needs to be stopped because now it is no longer Sesame Street, my dear America, it is all Elmo's World.

This had been Mycrodude, Signing Off